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艾先生把我的巧克力藏起來其實不是想自己偷吃,而是怕自己衝動一次把整盒吃掉後,他不知道該怎...

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艾先生把我的巧克力藏起來其實不是想自己偷吃,而是怕自己衝動一次把整盒吃掉後,他不知道該怎麼處理發狂的老婆,所以他會暫時放在一個他也會忘記的櫃子,若我們都沒人找到,那就讓那盒巧克力自生自滅。

腦公,請別怪我找到它後又藏回我選擇的地方

第一:這盒是我姊姊給我的,我很想慢慢吃到聖誕節
我二:我一定會記得我放哪,也就不討論為何你會想不起上一盒巧克力放哪..
第三:我再多餓都不會整盒吃掉
第四:我要吃光前一定會想到你,不會像你一樣吃到整盒都不剩,等我想吃時發現
已經吃光發狂,你還在那說我有必要這樣生氣嗎?
第五:為了我們到80歲的時候不會被糖尿病給困擾,我答應你我每天給你一小塊
讓你過過癮!

以上。我藏的這個地方算安全,因為他從來不會打開這個米桶的櫃子,若被你打開我也認了。


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After turning 30, my mom kept nagging me to focus on my future in Taipei - instead, I rolled the dice and hopped on a plane with a one-way ticket to England!, And 4 years later after finishing my MA and working in London I’m still here. I met someone from the UK to whom my mother didn't approve. She slowly warmed to him and now live together in the UK. 5 years later after finishing my MA at the Greenwich School of Business I am happily married to the most amazing guy ever and have a one-year-old baby called Charlie with another boy on the way.
年過30媽媽安排相親 我卻考雅思出國念書 畢業後留在英國工作 媽媽說工作?
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